June 4.2000

Let me start off by saying I never said this website 
was going to 'work.'

Some may say it does work, for what it is; others, well, 
they'll just keep reminding me it's been awhile since it's 
been updated.

And that's fine.

I need a kick in the pants every once in a while. 

But does it work? I think it does. I think it will, now that 
I've made a commitment to you, the Netrob Central viewer. 

See, my problem is that I'm a perfectionist, and I feel that
a small Netrob Central update just isn't good enough. If I 
add an essay, say, I'm afraid some might respond with, 
"Just one essay? I took time out of my busy web-browsing 
schedule for an essay on the benefits of dipping food in 
ketchup? Bah, Netrob Central! Bah, I say!"

And pretty soon, I've lost a viewer. If you've seen my 
counter lately, I can't afford that.

So that is my problem: I want to give you the world.
New graphics. New Java tricks. New content New pictures.
New, new, new. As a result, an update to Netrob 
Central would take days, weeks even, before I felt it 
was right to press "upload." 

Not anymore.

I'm going to go to biweekly updates. Sure, there may be 
less new content, and less innovative, original graphics,
and more links to useless websites in place of actual
content. There may be one small change once a week.
But darn it, I feel that you, the Netrob Central
Viewer, is worth it. If this site has to be lame to be
noticed, then so be it!!! 

So without further adieu - the newest addition of 
Netrob Central, button for which you see to the left - 
The Tourists. Click here for more.

The Staff of NetRob Central


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no imitations.))